It’s Sunday, and instead of being at church, you’re all sitting on Tumblr. Well its about time I give you heathens your weekly sermon.
The Legend of Christina Aguilera is a story that has been passed down for many generations. She died on the cross for the sins of the lessors and rose from the dead after 3 seasons of The Voice. It is often manipulated, reworded, and many failed attempts at duplication. One famous incident occured in 36 BC when Jésus tried to be all Christina-like so he pissed off some Jews and got himself murked. The after 3 days, you guessed it, he rose from the dead, walking out of a cave (ew, Christina came floating out of a beautiful Lotus™). Amen.